Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize
