He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I don't think brook has ever known best
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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