ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Drunk is not a location!
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Two words: nipple clamps
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