Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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