when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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