yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wish i was in the wii world.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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