Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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