I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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