Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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