She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Who died my cat blue again?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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