Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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