Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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