wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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