Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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