i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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