If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
