We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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