we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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