I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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