I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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