? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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