I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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