ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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