is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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