So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
