I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
my shit smells like andre
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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