we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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