yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Randomize