Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
