I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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