I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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