found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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