Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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