I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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