I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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