its not stalking. its research.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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