have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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