My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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