You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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