Dual....:-)
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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