Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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