After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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