i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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