Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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