remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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