i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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