I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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