C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
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