I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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