I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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