Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Come see our sink grown plant.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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