i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
