Its about making memories worth repressing
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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