"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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