i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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